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One day, little jm went to je popular to buy a calculator. She was busily queueing when suddenly a well dressed lady joined the Q behind little jm. Little jm was taking out her purse when the lady tapped on her shoulder, and with proper English, she asked, "excuse me, do you have a popular card?"
Little jm: yes.
Lady: Can I borrow it?
At this point in time, little jm smiled politely and said okay. She was smiling outside but she felt her jaws dropping with disbelief. Damnnn that lady. She was all so well dressed and well educated. and yet she so hou lian pi? a popular card is only $10, HELLOOO~~~
Wad made little jm really mad was that she had to wait for the lady to be done paying. She bought lots and lots of vangard sheets, lots of markers and coloured pens. The cashier had to count them and then rolled the sheets.
Little jm din know this kind of ppl exist.
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Little jm was on the train to school one day when an lady (not to old nor too young) stood infront for her as there was no seats left. She really looked like tweety bird's granny. She was dressed in power suit and had really longgg greyish hair. Then little jm was faced with a dilema. She duno if she should offer her seat or not since she seemed strong (pls do not follow. its morally wrong. you should offer your seats to old folks). Then she received a text msg and started texting and forgot all about offering her seat.
Then, little jm heard a "zeek, zeek" sound and looked up. The lady started to comb her hair. That zeek zeek sound was really horrible i tell you!!! Little jm almost wanted to inform her there's somthing called conditioner in this world. Her comb was like those long ago, ah mah use one. semi circle de. While combing, strands of hair got stuck on the comb. she pulled them off and threw them on the cabin floorrrrr!!!!! oooooommmmmggggg!!!!!
Then Little jm noticed she had a lot of rubber bands on her wrist. about 6-7. After the lady untangled her hair, the pulled off her rubber bands one by one to tie her hair. Then Little jm reached her destination.
Little jm learnt a lesson that day.
"Hair will only look pretty when they are on the head"
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Little jm calls herself Wierd person number 3 cuz only wierd person can write about other wierd people..... oh yar! Little jm calls herself an Anti-socialist cuz she hates sociology.
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