Hilarious POA day

POA claz today was really LOL and ROFL!!!!

sitting arrangement (in a row) was as follows:

(SCREEN)

KL //// E //// ME /// ZH /// Girl wif extra-long eye lashes ///

the girl suddenly turned to ZH to ask him something. We dont know her. i couldnt hear what they were talking about and was concentrating on the lesson.

Then after talking for a while, ZH continued with the lesson. Then he suddenly took his pencil, scribbled on the table between him and me. He wrote:

"The girl's extra-long eye lashes dropped off"

Then i slowly turned my eyes to my right. i could only see one side of the girl's face. couldnt see the eye lash that had dropped off. But her eye lash is reallyyyy longggg!!!!
I silently burst out laughing inside me!!!! ZH erased off his writings while i had to take off my specs to wipe off my tears.... I think mrs chu saw my laughing lah!!! but i couldnt stop it...

It was break time. i took out 2 packets of biscuits to eat. Then KL asked me for sweets. Then i took out my fishermen's friends from my bag and passed it to him. ZH exclaimed that my bag has everything, just like xiao ding dang's bai bao dai. He asked me which name i prefer, "dora" or "amon"? cuz he's going to give me a nickname. I laughed till i couldnt stand straight.

Class resumed. I can sense that E was staring at something to my right for some time. but i din turned to ask. Then E took her pencil, scribbled something on her notes, tapped me on my hand. She wrote:

"Her lashes are super long. Must be fake rite???"

I nodded and started laughing silently again. Then i whispered to her about what ZH saw. She also started giggling.

Mrs Chu was going through liquidity ratios. She asked how liquid are we. Someone just shout out 75%.... hahaha... damn funny, liquid as in how much liquid our body contain!!!!

Wad a great POA day

bbq

The bbq ytd was fun, or rather, i would say it was an eye-opener.

1) Huiming called me a "mei nu" *joyfulzzz* although i know i am definitely not. Thanks george for tong panging me in his car.

2) W. Eng's condo is really pretty!!! vintage deco and lots of mirrors and rainie's HUGE bear!!! its of a size BIGGER than me. The shio bak that her hubby made was really yummy.

3) W. Yam has a pair of lovely kids. Bryan's a little too small for his age, i think.But he is really gd looking! 连我这个老大姐都看得顺眼，　很多小小妹妹一定都被他迷倒！
Rachel has really really black and silky long tillthelowerpartofherback hair. *envious*. i went to ask her what brand of shampoo she is using. she juz shrug her shoulders. i asked her brother. he asked me to ask his mummy. then i asked his mummy. she asked my to ask their daddy. i asked their daddy. he said its natural. its been like tad since Rachel was young.
O . K ....................................................................... -_- Haizzzz...................

4) Allan is great @ cooking. he was practically "king-king kiang-ing" all the way infront of the bbq pit like an experienced tepanyaki (spelt correctly?) cook.

Me: (standing infront of the pit overlooking) (jokingly): woah..势模势样 leh. 你从 SHATEC 毕业的 huh? 　
Allan: 是的！
（duno true or not.....)
但不能否认的是他真的很会煮。

Edie's wife is juz like him. so chirpy. thank them for tong panging me back home. they waited for me in the car until i got into the lift. cuz they said its dangerous as it was late. i think edie like the colour red cuz his car's red, and he was wearing red tee.... hahaha.....


I made a mental note about something. i used to think that opposites attract. but from what i saw, hubbies bringing wives / wives bringing hubbies, it should be similars attract.

See edie's, ayti's husband, also happy go lucky, priscilla's bf, an angmoh (expected rite?) etc..
How interesting...........

**ps: this entry's for your eyes only....

The story of 3 wierd ppl

Long time no blog. So little jm will blog about "the story of 3 wierd ppl"
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One day, little jm went to je popular to buy a calculator. She was busily queueing when suddenly a well dressed lady joined the Q behind little jm. Little jm was taking out her purse when the lady tapped on her shoulder, and with proper English, she asked, "excuse me, do you have a popular card?"

Little jm: yes.
Lady: Can I borrow it?

At this point in time, little jm smiled politely and said okay. She was smiling outside but she felt her jaws dropping with disbelief. Damnnn that lady. She was all so well dressed and well educated. and yet she so hou lian pi? a popular card is only $10, HELLOOO~~~

Wad made little jm really mad was that she had to wait for the lady to be done paying. She bought lots and lots of vangard sheets, lots of markers and coloured pens. The cashier had to count them and then rolled the sheets.

Little jm din know this kind of ppl exist.
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Little jm was on the train to school one day when an lady (not to old nor too young) stood infront for her as there was no seats left. She really looked like tweety bird's granny. She was dressed in power suit and had really longgg greyish hair. Then little jm was faced with a dilema. She duno if she should offer her seat or not since she seemed strong (pls do not follow. its morally wrong. you should offer your seats to old folks). Then she received a text msg and started texting and forgot all about offering her seat.

Then, little jm heard a "zeek, zeek" sound and looked up. The lady started to comb her hair. That zeek zeek sound was really horrible i tell you!!! Little jm almost wanted to inform her there's somthing called conditioner in this world. Her comb was like those long ago, ah mah use one. semi circle de. While combing, strands of hair got stuck on the comb. she pulled them off and threw them on the cabin floorrrrr!!!!! oooooommmmmggggg!!!!!

Then Little jm noticed she had a lot of rubber bands on her wrist. about 6-7. After the lady untangled her hair, the pulled off her rubber bands one by one to tie her hair. Then Little jm reached her destination.

Little jm learnt a lesson that day.
"Hair will only look pretty when they are on the head"
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Little jm calls herself Wierd person number 3 cuz only wierd person can write about other wierd people..... oh yar! Little jm calls herself an Anti-socialist cuz she hates sociology.
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THE END

My Birthday

Ok.... i am officially 20.

From next year onwards, i will be forever 20+.

Nthg special happened -
Except, my birthday is on the same day of Singapore's & the world's historical moment - the 1st ever F1 night race held in Singapore. If ever there's a chance that some org is asking for people to send in their contributions to compile them to some ilovesg book, i'll definitely write in:

"I love Singapore cuz i share the same birthday with the first ever F1 night race on 26 sep 08, except that i am 20 years older than F1 @ SG 2008. SG made it happened within 10mths, unlike other angmoh countries who might only complete the setup using 2 years. Wah seh!!! dun pray pray... and hey yo angmohsss, SG is NOT a city in China... ok??? And our milk is... ok... SG doesnt produce milk. Oh yar, the conclusion is, i love singapore"

Back to the topic, Thankyou, all you out there for your sms-es, prezzy, angbao. you all really made my day ;D

A change of mind

Will be attending my cousin's wedding later in the evening. I overheard my mum saying to the aunties that after this, they will have to wait for many many years to attend the next wedding ceremony. It will be the 1980sss babies' turn. Then they tease one another saying its cousin 1, cousin 2 who will be the first to get married....

Btw, cousin 1's bout 25, cousin 2's 21.... (both guys). (i have 6 cousins about 20+++ age. but they only chose 2 to be the first to get married...)

I cant help but think that upon reaching the age of 20, you arrived at a crossroad. when you are young, you tell your parents (or worst, your parents found out) you have a boyfriend/girlfriend. They gave you HELL A BIG TIME with some FREAKING OUT, saying studying is the most important. No BGR relationships.

Then when you reach 20++, they changed their storage of vocab words to "WEDDING", "okto BOYFRIEND / okto GIRLFRIEND" and statements like " to procreate is human nature"

WAD A CHANGE........

and some even went to hong lim park to matchmake. if i am 34, and no man wants me, i wouldnt mind my parents going to matchmake for me. but i would definitely 翻脸 , 六亲不认 if they allow the reporters to interview them and show their faces to everyone on national tv. Then my friends, my neighbours, my....... will know i am a SUA. (Single, Ugly, Available)

i pity those children whose parents' faces were shown on tv. Those parents were smiling such BIG smile, you know!!!!!!

I still have 14years before i am 34.... (still got hope right?)

mooncake festival 08

祝大家中秋节快乐！！！！！