finally, i have finished all my papers. Having papers everyday for the past 5 days killed 97% of my brain cells. The remaining 3% will diminish themselves once i finished typing this entry. After which i shall go RETARD



According to the OxMin dictionary, retard means (1) to sit infront of the goggle box, watch all the shows and all the ads you never had the chance to watch, usu in abnormal time slots. Those shows you may have seen it, but subconciously list it under "not nice" category due to somework not done yet would be watched once again. one may be really surprised why this show is showing for ages... its like a long time since you came across it. And watching all the low budget commercials that are banished into the non golden time slot. you may notice that the bust enhancer commercial you once came across it long time ago is still showing... at that abnormal time slot.


(2) to eat, eat and eat, tear open all the chips you have and munch till your jaws ache. When one starts doing this, this means that the paerson have not been enjoying food for a long long time. Eating, in the past, may mean filling up the stomache, so that one can start studying again.



Who says being retarded means being useless??? you may realise something or better still, find back something you had lost.


ok... there goes my 3% brain cells.